Snaggletooth has enjoyed Eton mess bites, a winter spice Twix, some dark chocolate gingers and some butterscotch whippy dessert recently.

The whippy dessert made me think of when my neighbours who lived next door but one in the 1980s saved packets from Instant Whip and sent away for free T-shirts. Not only did they get to eat loads of Instant Whip, they also got some pretty cool summer clothing.

Snaggletooth has been in a lemony mood lately. He’s had some lemon drizzle biscuits and some lemon meringue bites. He’s also enjoyed some spicy Bombay potato and some toffee cheesecake.

Snaggletooth thinks food is one of the pleasures left to us while living in a pandemic. He’s chomped cheeseburger flavour crisps, he’s munched Munchies because that’s explicitly what they want you do with them, he’s slurped Hello Kitty pasta shapes and he’s very much enjoyed a Cecil the caterpillar cake. Cecil is Waitrose’s answer to M&S’s Colin the caterpillar and the two chaps look like cousins to me, they are very similar.

I have not made jam tarts for a very long time, but I did during lock down, so Snaggletooth had a nibble. It’s quite relaxing persuading jam to fall off a spoon. Snaggletooth has also eaten Opal Fruits (hooray for the sweets that were always present on 1980s holiday car journeys), a picnic during national picnic month (July 2020) and some dark chocolate Hobnobs.

Snaggletooth has had two types of flapjack recently, some HobNob peanut butter fudge ones and some cherry and sultana ones which were bought at a garden centre. Right now we’re in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic of 2020 and going to a garden centre is quite a nice change from staying indoors. Snaggletooth has also has some katsu curry crisps and some fancy Godiva chocolate biscuits with hearts on. He hopes you’re all staying safe and washing your hands.

Snaggletooth has tasted home made chocolate chip cookies, pineapple Jaffa Cakes, jammy coconut rings and marmalade on toast flavour chocolate digestives recently. The only shop I have been to for the past seven weeks has been my local Co-op but they have enough stuff to keep Snag stocked with treats. I hope everyone is staying safe and well during the coronavirus pandemic and finding some ways to be happy.

It’s been Easter recently so most of Snaggletooth’s comestibles have been Easter related with the exception of the cherry bakewell digestives he ate just before. He felt lucky to get a bag of Haribo that was mostly red ones, he chomped a Peeps rabbit and on Easter Sunday a Double Decker Easter egg was his snack of choice.

Easter 2020 has been a strange one due to the coronavirus necessitated lock down. I hope everyone out there is staying home and staying safe.

Things have got weird since I last did a feeding things to Snaggletooth post. I’ve begun working from home due to the coronavirus pandemic and everyone’s lives have changed. I hope everyone reading this is well and staying safe.

So, what’s old Snagster been eating then? Well, he’s had a star shaped rainbow lollipop, some chocolate hazelnut spread (this is delightful if you put it on bananas, really sexes them up a bit), some coffee ice cream (the most grown up ice cream flavour in my opinion) and some Choco Boy biscuits. I once dated someone with the same hairdo as Choco Boy.

I’m two-thirds of the way to my goal of feeding 666 things to Snaggletooth! Recently he’s chomped a biscuit assortment, some cheesey crumpets, most of a packet of ginger fingers and some fancy ice cream party flavour KitKats I bought while on holiday in Miami.

Snaggletooth has tried a little bit of healthy eating this January with some red cabbage. Then he had some Christmas tea, a fancy KitKat and a chocolate orange snowman.