This week Snaggletooth’s tooth has been exclusively sweet. He’s eaten mango flavour Pocky (which I got from the fab Japan Centre near Piccadilly Circus), chocolate doughnuts made by the delightfully named Otis Spunkmeyer, a Freddo Treasures and some unicorn edition Jammie Dodgers.
Snaggletooth has been eating things left over from Christmas so far this January. He’s not bothering with any new year diet plans. He chomped some rum flavour cake balls which weren’t as rummy as he’d have liked. He enjoyed some fruit and nut chocolate. He deforested a whole canister of Treeselets and he nibbled delicately at some Thorntons’ Continental chocolates.
It’s been Christmas which has made ol’ Snag’s usually decadent diet even more so. He’s been eating a Bovril and Texas BBQ flavour Pringle sandwich, chocolate cake, chocolate trifle and a Victoria biscuit assortment probably named after famous royal biscuit fan Queen Victoria off of the Victorians.
This week Snaggletooth has eaten a puff pastry mince pie, a Christmas cup cake, a Chocolate Orange (the less popular dark variety) and some Jaffa Cakes.
This week Snaggletooth has been getting festive with a reindeer decorated cupcake*, a Santa decorated cupcake, a chocolate bear (that was supposed to hang on my Christmas tree but Snag chomped it) and a cheese burger flavour pizza.
*Decorated with a reindeer, not by a reindeer.
This week Snaggletooth has chomped a Cadbury selection box, some of Heston’s cherry and chocolate flavour mince pies, a biscuit originating from Japan (so cute!) and a Chupa Chups skull lolly in strawberry and lime flavour.
This week Snaggletooth has been getting festive with a chocolate Yule log (highly recommended, especially the end slices with loads of icing), brie and cranberry crisps and Brussels sprout flavour crisps. He’s also been a bit posh with some cheese on toast and pesto.
Snaggletooth has been nibbling fun size chocolates while waiting for trick or treaters. He’s also chomped on Numberetti (rumoured to be Stephen Hawking’s fave pasta shapes). He then began his festive diet with a peanut butter tree and a brandy buttercream mince pie.
This week Snaggletooth has nibbled some yogurt oat crumble biscuits, some Reese’s peanut butter pumpkins, some prawn snacks with a guitar playing cat on the packet and some cuttlefish flavour snacks.
This week Snaggletooth has enjoyed hazelnut Lindor from the Lindt shop in Swindon, a pink doughnut, some sweet potato crisps from a shop in Reading’s Broad Street Mall and some pigs in blankets crisps because Christmas 2018 is approaching.