Snaggletooth has been eating quite a healthy diet this week. Rest assured it won’t last long. He’s had muesli and fruit, cinnamon flavour rock (more things should be cinnamon favoured in his opinion), a classic ham, cheese and tomato sandwich all washed down with a cup of tea in his Miss Piggy mug.

This week Snaggletooth has been eating salt and vinegar crisps (a flavour not available in all the crisp eating countries of the world), sweet potato wedges, scrambled egg and smoked salmon on toast (garnished with black pepper, ooh how fancy!) and a chocolate chip cookie.

This week Snaggletooth has continued eating Easter goodies. He’s scoffed milk chocolate egg, white chocolate rabbit, German hazelnut chocolate and some gourmet marshmallow flowers. Yum!

Snaggletooth has been eating mainly Easter seasonal foodstuffs this week and also Branston pickle. Happy Easter everyone!

Snaggletooth has eaten an onion without his eyes watering. Don’t try this at home, he has special powers. He’s also scoffed an Easter cup cake, a Drumstick lolly and a cherry flavour Twizzler.

Snaggletooth likes fortune cookies even though he believes you make your own luck. He’s also been nibbling pink Peeps hearts, drinking from a patriotic hip flask (it’s JD in here of course) and using his Barbie egg cup for his eggy breakfast.

What’s long, pink and goes in tarts? Rhubarb! As well as rhubarb, Snaggletooth has been eating Love Hearts, chocolate rabbits and churros with cinnamon sugar this week.

Snaggletooth has nibbled some narcissus, licked a cherry lolly, swigged coconut water and had a big slice of Victoria sponge this week.

Spring is on the way here in Oxford and although not really a food, Snaggletooth has been eating tulips. He’s also enjoyed a jam and cream doughnut, some vanilla creme flavour Peeps hearts and some cheese and peanut butter flavour crackers.

Snaggletooth wouldn’t be called Snaggletooth if it weren’t for his generous gnashers so he always brushes them when he gets up and before he goes to bed. This week he’s been eating chocolate hearts, Lucky Charms (which reminded me of the scented eraser collection I had when I was at school, the mallow bits are wonderfully artificial) and he’s nibbled Parma Violets which made him smell delightful.