This week Snaggletooth has eaten a puff pastry mince pie, a Christmas cup cake, a Chocolate Orange (the less popular dark variety) and some Jaffa Cakes.

This week Snaggletooth has been getting festive with a reindeer decorated cupcake*, a Santa decorated cupcake, a chocolate bear (that was supposed to hang on my Christmas tree but Snag chomped it) and a cheese burger flavour pizza.

*Decorated with a reindeer, not by a reindeer.

This week Snaggletooth has chomped a Cadbury selection box, some of Heston’s cherry and chocolate flavour mince pies, a biscuit originating from Japan (so cute!) and a Chupa Chups skull lolly in strawberry and lime flavour.

This week Snaggletooth has been getting festive with a chocolate Yule log (highly recommended, especially the end slices with loads of icing), brie and cranberry crisps and Brussels sprout flavour crisps. He’s also been a bit posh with some cheese on toast and pesto.

Snaggletooth has been nibbling fun size chocolates while waiting for trick or treaters. He’s also chomped on Numberetti (rumoured to be Stephen Hawking’s fave pasta shapes). He then began his festive diet with a peanut butter tree and a brandy buttercream mince pie.

This week Snaggletooth has nibbled some yogurt oat crumble biscuits, some Reese’s peanut butter pumpkins, some prawn snacks with a guitar playing cat on the packet and some cuttlefish flavour snacks.

This week Snaggletooth has enjoyed hazelnut Lindor from the Lindt shop in Swindon, a pink doughnut, some sweet potato crisps from a shop in Reading’s Broad Street Mall and some pigs in blankets crisps because Christmas 2018 is approaching.

Snaggletooth has enjoyed some creamy apricot fromage frais, a crunchy Reese’s Nut Bar, a moist and spicy lightly fruited cake and some assorted chocolates recently. The cake was homemade by me, a basic sponge recipe with six tablespoons of mincemeat added. The chocolate assortment claimed to have world famous chocolates but I was unable to identify a single one of the chocolates contained therein, even after asking the people of Twitter and Instagram for help.

Recently Snaggletooth has chomped some fudge made in Belfast, a sugar coated ring doughnut, some spaghetti squash baked with olive oil and black pepper (fancy!) and some unicorn stars. He’s not claiming to have a balanced diet. He is claiming to have a diet that looks nice when photographed, like many young people today!