Cleo firmly believes that Lemmy should have been in the Queen’s birthday honours list…

Sunday 13^th June

The Queen has honoured some people because it’s her birthday. She gives medals to people who’ve done useful stuff. She’s picked Trevor McDonald for reading the news and George MacDonald Fraser who writes about horrible Flashman. She has missed Lemmy out again. Barry and I had an argument but we made up. He was grumpy when I got round his house and didn’t seem very pleased to see me. I said he was acting like he’d gone off me. He said he wasn’t. We both sulked. He fell asleep for a bit and I watched his Monty Python video. He apologised when he woke up. He said he was really hungover because he was on a stag do last night.