Feeding Things To Snaggletooth – Lambrini And Cheese Balls

Snaggletooth knows the importance of pairing food and wine, which is why he always eats cheese balls when drinking cherry Lambrini. Lambrini has three advantages over other types of wine, 1) it tastes nice, 2) if you take it to a house party it’s unlikely to get nicked by the other guests 3) it is very reasonably priced (getting giggly for under £1 hasn’t been possible since the 90s but it is with Lambrini). Lambrini has one disadvantage, it reminds Snaggletooth of the 1985 Jermaine Stewart song “We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” because of the lyrics:

We don’t have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh

Snaggletooth prefers the clothes off option. He has also eaten cake and chocolate lebkuchen with apricot jam filling this week.

 

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