Snaggletooth has been eating exotic mango, Christmassy panettone, chewy liquorice toffees and Honey JD to provide him with lots of energy this week.

Snaggletooth has been eating broccoli, peppermint bark, tea straight from the caddy and brie this week.

This week Snaggletooth has been eating things left over from Christmas. He ignores all the weight loss diet adverts on TV in January because he’s a giant disembodied head so they don’t apply to him. With regard to Pringles he thinks once you pop you can stop if you use some steely willpower. He loved drinking the fancy JD Single Barrel. The Quality Street fudge and Creme Egg Twisted were from the bottom of tubs of Quality Street and Heroes. Snaggletooth is old enough to remember when these were in metal tins. He will always choose metal over plastic.

Snaggletooth loves a cup of British tea in his Alice Cooper mug. He also likes something a little stronger later in the day and was happy to get some Gentleman Jack for Christmas. Parsnips are one of his favourite vegetables and cocktail sausages remind him of parties.

Snaggletooth knows the importance of pairing food and wine, which is why he always eats cheese balls when drinking cherry Lambrini. Lambrini has three advantages over other types of wine, 1) it tastes nice, 2) if you take it to a house party it’s unlikely to get nicked by the other guests 3) it is very reasonably priced (getting giggly for under £1 hasn’t been possible since the 90s but it is with Lambrini). Lambrini has one disadvantage, it reminds Snaggletooth of the 1985 Jermaine Stewart song “We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” because of the lyrics:

We don’t have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh

Snaggletooth prefers the clothes off option. He has also eaten cake and chocolate lebkuchen with apricot jam filling this week.

Firstly, A very happy New Year to those of you who follow Snaggletooth’s gastronomic adventures. Since it’s the Christmas and New Year Holidays Snaggletooth has been enjoying an exciting diet. He does not plan a healthy eating regime in 2017.

Snaggletooth has been eating all sorts of things this week. There’s been the obligatory Brussels sprout, a healthy carrot, some festive shortcake and finally some Alka-Seltzer (thanks to @BingfromKiddy over on Twitter for the Alka-Seltzer suggestion).

Believe me, you don’t want to hear Snaggletooth burp, it shook the curtains…

Snaggletooth loves Christmas. It’s an excuse to do a whole bunch of fun stuff. You can have sweets for breakfast if you want. Snaggletooth can remove bottle tops with his teeth (don’t try this at home, Snaggletooth has special teeth) and he loves beer and snacks.

Snaggletooth loves the festive season. He’s nibbled a chocolate Santa, a frangipane and mincemeat tart (how fancy!), a tin of pineapple chunks and some splendid double Gloucester with onion and chive cheese.

If you have any ideas of things you think Snaggletooth would be keen to masticate then get in touch and let me know. That’s what the internet is for (probably*).

*Food suggestions for a disembodied studded head may not have been in Tim Berners-Lee’s original plan.

Snaggletooth is looking forward to eating some seasonal foods over Christmas. Recently he’s been eating Ritz crackers, smoked salmon appetisers, a chocolate muffin and Fruit Pastilles. He got three red fruit pastilles in a row which is a sweet jackpot.