I’m still the only person on Twitter using #feedingthingstosnaggletooth but I won’t let that stop me. This isn’t even my weirdest hobby. Snaggletooth has been eating Halloween treats and exotic raspberry flavour jaffa cakes recently. He likes living in cosmopolitan Oxford where lots of foodstuffs are available.
This weekend (21st to 23rd October) The Very Metal Diary Of Cleo Howard is free on Kindle.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Very-Metal-Diary-Cleo-Howard-ebook/dp/B00JFBDVC4
https://www.amazon.com/Very-Metal-Diary-Cleo-Howard-ebook/dp/B00JFBDVC4
If you prefer to listen rather than read it also exists on Soundcloud as an audiobook:
https://soundcloud.com/sarah-tipper-634312989
And I can be seen pretending to be Cleo Howard and reading it on Youtube:
Snaggletooth decided to spend all his money on sweets and chocolate this week. He’s hoping they start making a Jack Daniels flavour jelly bean.
Finally the whole of The Very Metal Diary Of Cleo Howard 1997 is available to listen to on Soundcloud (and also on YouTube).
Friday 25th September
Jenni and I did Gods lists. We’ve stopped doing the Reading based one now I’m with Barry and she only ever puts Lex and Dazza on hers anyway.
My Gods list:
Rob Zombie
Tom Araya (Slayer were awesome at Ozzfest)
Max Cavalera (Soulfly were awesome at Ozzfest)
Peter Steele
Glenn Danzig
Dave Mustaine
Dave Lister (Red Dwarf helped my revision by stopping me being bored and reminding me that no matter how bad I did, Rimmer would have done worse).
Elvira Mistress Of The Dark
Joey DeMaio
Lars Frederiksen
Jenni’s Gods list:
Rupert Giles
Robert Smith
Xander Harris
Willow Rosenberg
Dani Filth
Peter Steele
Johnny Depp
Kiefer Sutherland
Jessicka (from Jack Off Jill)
Morrissey
Jenni has gone a bit Buffy mental. It’s okay but like all programmes partly set in American high schools, everyone looks really old (see Saved By The Bell, Dear Diary, although actually don’t, you’ve better things to do, like sitting at the bottom of my pants drawer, being guardian of my secrets).
Recently Snaggletooth has been eating fizzy sweets, yogurt, cinnamon pastries and tomato soup. He’s blessed with a strong constitution (an iron stomach?) and he eats somewhat indiscriminately, like a goat.
I’m glad I wasn’t born until 1974 and so I’ve never lived in a world without Black Sabbath. This stunning album is 44 years old today!
It’s always heartening for a self published author to read a favourable review, especially one that has picked out some favourite lines.
A big thank you to Angela for this one.
The wonderfully named Moshville Times has been a friendly and helpful supporter of my writing from the beginning. 
Here is their review of The Nearly New Millennium Diary Of Cleo Howard 1999:
Snaggletooth has enjoyed two Swedish chocolate bars this week; the pleasantly named Puss (which means kiss) and the less pleasantly named Plopp (I’m afraid I can’t tell you what this means in Swedish. I tried to find out using Google Translate and “Plopp” in Swedish was translated as “Plop” in English, but I find it hard to believe that anyone really picked Plopp as the name for their chocolate bar with a caramel filling. Perhaps it’s an onomatopoeic name, the caramel might make a plopping sound as it falls upon its chocolatey base).
Snaggletooth also ate a couple of traditional English goodies; he nibbled a chocolate French fancy (stalwart of all old ladies’ Sunday tea time spreads) and a Club biscuit, in the exciting honeycomb flavour (in the olden days there were just fruit, mint and orange flavour). Snaggletooth was delighted to see that the Club still has a silver foil wrapping with a paper sheath* covering.
*Yes, sheath is a rather amusing word that doesn’t get enough usage. Why not try and use it in conversation today?
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