This weekend (10th and 11th September 2016) Eviscerated Panda A Metal Tale is free on Kindle:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Eviscerated-Panda-Metal-Sarah-Tipper-ebook/dp/B007XVMI9U
You’ll always get a guy with a pie…
Snaggletooth has nibbled a pork pie this week, and a hot dog, some smoked salmon (classy!) and a blueberry muffin.
The pie reminded him of this rather wonderful poem by Dr John Cooper Clarke:
The Very Metal Diary Of Cleo Howard 1997 now on Soundcloud
Would you prefer to listen to a book instead of reading it? If so you’re in luck…
Chips are something every potato should aspire to.
Snaggletooth has been eating red pepper, Bakewell tart, corned beef and chips recently. He likes pretending the jam in Bakewell tarts is virgin’s blood. It isn’t, and neither is the ketchup he likes on his chips, but when you’re a big head, you have a big imagination.
Shot’s Mix Tape For Cleo – Choc Full Of Punk Classics
There’s no Sex Pistols or The Clash on this mix tape because Shot thought that was too obvious.
Lex’s Mix Tape For Jenni – Now That’s What I Call Goth 1997
Here’s a YouTube playlist of the mix tape lovely sixth form Goth Lex makes for Jenni in 1997:
Cleo’s 1997 Mix Tape For Ian
Making a mix tape can be a very revealing process. Here is the YouTube version of the mix tape that Cleo made for Ian in February 1997:
Ian’s 1997 Mix Tape For Cleo
If you really cared about someone in the 80s or 90s you could make them a mix tape. This could take hours and would involve your best handwriting on the inlay card.
Here is the YouTube version of the mix tape Ian makes for Cleo in February 1997
Ooh la la! Snaggletooth chomps a French Fancy.
Snaggletooth has been in a cakey mood this week. I asked him if he likes Kipling (Mr, imaginary manufacturer of the French Fancy) and he said he didn’t know, he’d never Kippled (credit for this joke to Donald McGill).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_McGill
The Bands I Saw When Writing Eviscerated Panda – A Metal Tale
Seeing live music always has an enervating and motivating effect on me.
This YouTube playlist has something from almost every band (except a few small local ones) that I saw while writing Eviscerated Panda – A Metal Tale
A huge thank you to the bands I saw in 2011 and early 2012: Manowar, Tenacious D, Dedlok, DRI, Bolt-Thrower, Discharge, Autopsy, Benediction, Sacred Reich, Black Sunrise, Alunah, K-Lacura, Sea Bastard, Mutagenocide, Annero, Empire Divided, The Crushing, Crysis, The Damned, The Dickies, Rancid, Cock Sparrer, Pop Will Eat Itself, Fragment, Terminus, Black Skies Burn, Acrainia, Cemtex, Cerebral Bore, Somnus, Desert Storm, Retribution UK, Basement Torture Killings, Acid Shark, Foul Body Autopsy, Black Skies Burn, Ascaris, Ashes of Maybelle, Merciless Precision, Danzig, Virus, Evile, Suicidal Tendencies, FuryBorn, Divine Chaos, Reign of Fury, Aethara, Annihilator, Thunder, Lamb Of God, Rammstein, Alice Cooper, Bricks & Mortar, Empire Divided, Terminus, Barry and the Beachcombers, The Florentine Camerata, Gotsu-Kotsu-Totsu, Bloodshot Dawn, Occupy, Eyes Of Darkness, Karrion, Sabbath Judas Sabbath, Eyes Of Eve, Silent Screams and Stiff Little Fingers.
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